THE NINTH BUREAU

TELEPHONIC INTERDIMENSIONAL AREOLA ENERGETIC SCAN (T.I.A.E.S.)
Reality Anchor Detection Division
Authorization Level: PUBLICLY INADVISABLE
NOTICE TO CIVILIAN CONSCIOUSNESS HOLDER

Pursuant to Form 11-B ("Unexpected Awareness of Adjacent Realities"), your consciousness has been randomly selected for routine inspection under the Interdimensional Administrative Efficiency Act.

Do not move.
Do not think about spiral staircases.
Do not acknowledge any second moon you may remember.

Awaiting authorization...